Quiet Please I'm About To Shank This Hoodie | Funny Golf Sign Graphic
Paragon / S
$47.99
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This hoodie carries a dry, tongue-in-cheek sense of humor—small, clean artwork on the chest and a larger, cheeky graphic on the back that reads “Quiet Please... I’m About To Shank This” with a sign and flying spoon illustration. The midweight fleece drapes with a relaxed, dropped-shoulder fit and a two-piece jersey-lined hood that keeps your head warm without bulk. A roomy pouch pocket holds hands or small essentials. The fabric is soft against the skin thanks to ring-spun cotton blends, and the piece is made in OEKO-TEX Standard 100 facilities with FLA and WRAP-certified production, for shoppers who care about ethical and sustainable manufacturing. Wear it around late-night hangouts, casual meetups, or when you want to let your sense of humor do the talking—subtle on the front, bold on the back.
Product features
- Two-piece jersey-lined hood for extra warmth and clean shape
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, laid-back silhouette
- Front pouch pocket for hand-warming and small storage
- Midweight 8.4 oz fleece with soft ring-spun cotton face
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 and socially certified (FLA, WRAP) manufacturing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Quiet Please I'm About To Shank This Hoodie | Funny Golf Sign Graphic
$47.99